Give it to me baby [x3]
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

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So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on "Ricki Lake"
The world needs wannabees
So do that brand new thing

Give it to me baby [x3]
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his pinto
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

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Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's getting ink done
He asked for a "13" but they drew a "31"
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baby [x3]

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

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