Can you tell me why the bells are ringing
Nothing's happened in a million years
And I've been sitting here since Wednesday morning
Wednesday morning can't believe my ears
Jazz police are looking through my folders
Jazz police are talking to my niece
Jazz police have got their final orders
Jazzer drop your axe, it's Jazz police
Jesus taken serious by many
Jesus taken joyous by a few
Jazz police are paid by J Paul Getty
Jazzers paid by J Paul Getty too
Jazz police I hear you calling
Jazz police I feel so blue
Jazz police I think I'm falling
I'm falling for you
Wild as any freedom loving racist
I applaud the actions of the chief
And tell me now oh beautiful and spacious
Am I in trouble with the Jazz police?
Jazz police are looking through my folders
Jazz police are talking to my niece
Jazz police have got their final orders
Jazzer drop your axe, it's Jazz police
They will never understand our culture
They'll never understand the Jazz police
Jazz police are working for my mother
Blood is thicker margarine than grease
Let me be somebody I admire
Let me be that muscle down the street
Stick another turtle on the fire
Guys like me are mad for turtle meat
Jazz police I hear you calling
Jazz police I feel so blue
Jazz police I think I'm falling
I'm falling for you
I'm falling for you