- Shaggy:

(Yo man) Yo. (Open up man) What do you want man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know?) Man.
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you. (Alright).

Honey came in and she caught me red handed,
Creeping with the girl next door.
Picture this we were both butt-naked, bangin on the bathroom floor.
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key,
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.

How you can grant the woman access to your villa,
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow.
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer,
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner.
To be a true player you have to know how to play,
If she say you're not, convince her, say you're gay.
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim,
And you tell her baby no way.

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me),
Saw me bangin on the sofa (It wasn't me).
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me),
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me).
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me),
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me).
Heard the screams getting louder (It wasn't me),
She stayed until it was over.

Bridge

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix,
Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex.
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex,
Seein is believin so you better change your specs.
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past,
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass.
Wait for your answer, go over there,
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast.

Chorus
Bridge

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
I've been listenin to your reasoning, it makes no sense at all.
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
You may think that you're a player, but you're completely lost,
That's why I sing.

Brdige