I was just a skinny lad,
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nursery.
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny,
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me.
I've been singing with my band,
Across the wire across the land,
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way.
But their beauty and their style,
Went kind of smooth after a while,
Take me to them lovely ladies every time.
Oh, won't you take me home tonight.
Oh, down beside your red firelight.
Oh, and you give it all you got.
Fat bottomed girls,
you make the rocking world go round.
Fat bottomed girls,
you make the rocking world go round.
Now your mortgages and homes,
And the stiffness in your bones,
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality.
Oh, but I still get my pleasure,
Still get my greatest treasure,
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me.
Oh, gonna take me home tonight.
Oh, down beside that red firelight.
Oh, gonna let it all hang out.
Fat bottomed girls,
you make the rocking world go round.
Fat bottomed girls,
you make the rocking world go round.
Get on your bikes and ride!
Oh, Yeah!
Fat bottomed girls...
Fat bottomed girls...