Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name
in the back of her brain
And a simple case of
"Mummy doesn't love me" blues
Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect
from a chick who's just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey
you know what I mean
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husband's away
Poor little darling
with a chip out of her heart
It's like acting in a movie
when you got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
And it was only last Tuesday
oh they found you in the subway dead
And who could you call your friends down in Soho
One or two middle aged dykes in a Go-Go
And what do you expect
from a sixteen year old yoyo
And hey, hey, hey
oh don't you know
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husband's away
Wait till my husband's away